Share a kitchen disaster with us.

Waited at Bennigan’s for an hour to be told, “Sorry, your cook has been shot.”

Share a kitchen disaster with us.

Waited at Bennigan’s for an hour to be told, “Sorry, your cook has been shot.”

Tell us some of the best fatherly advice you’ve ever received.

Never ask a child what they want for dinner, unless they’re paying.

Tell us some of the best fatherly advice you’ve ever received.

Never ask a child what they want for dinner, unless they’re paying.

Roses are RED. Tell us about a bold romantic gesture (good or bad!)

On a 3rd OKCupid date, he showed up at my door with two envelopes, “the safe option or the dangerous option.” I chose “dangerous.” It was a reservation for a couple to go to a “bisexual swingers bash.” I asked what the safe option was. “Rollerblading at the High Line.”

Roses are RED. Tell us about a bold romantic gesture (good or bad!)

On a 3rd OKCupid date, he showed up at my door with two envelopes, “the safe option or the dangerous option.” I chose “dangerous.” It was a reservation for a couple to go to a “bisexual swingers bash.” I asked what the safe option was. “Rollerblading at the High Line.”

Tell us about a time you almost got away with it.

An affair - that ended with a pregnancy.

Tell us about a time you almost got away with it.

An affair - that ended with a pregnancy.

What’s your favorite thing about living where you do?

Raccoons and lesbians and proximity to tacos.

What’s your favorite thing about living where you do?

Raccoons and lesbians and proximity to tacos.

What is the most romantic thing that anybody has every done for you?

In 3rd grade, my boyfriend “took a bullet” for me & snuck away to feed my Tamagotchi so it wouldn’t die… thus resulting in a pink slip for him.

What is the most romantic thing that anybody has every done for you?

In 3rd grade, my boyfriend “took a bullet” for me & snuck away to feed my Tamagotchi so it wouldn’t die… thus resulting in a pink slip for him.

What is the most romantic thing that anybody has ever done for you?

She moved across the Atlantic… but a year and a half later, she moved back.

What is the most romantic thing that anybody has ever done for you?

She moved across the Atlantic… but a year and a half later, she moved back.

Tell us about a time you thought you were going to get away with it all.

When I thought I wouldn’t be able to start a union at my work place… and then I did!

Tell us about a time you thought you were going to get away with it all.

When I thought I wouldn’t be able to start a union at my work place… and then I did!

Tell us about a time you thought you were going to get away with it all.

When I was about 6 years old, I stole a bunch of little toys from a Meijer store - I filled my pockets. I had no idea there were store detectives!

Tell us about a time you thought you were going to get away with it all.

When I was about 6 years old, I stole a bunch of little toys from a Meijer store - I filled my pockets. I had no idea there were store detectives!

What is the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for you?

Today my husband gave me a 1-year calendar. Each day has a different compliment. 365 of them!

What is the most romantic thing that anyone has ever done for you?

Today my husband gave me a 1-year calendar. Each day has a different compliment. 365 of them!