Tell us about the most frustrating thing you lost out to someone else.

Oh my god - Definitely that beautiful exit row seat, to that family of 3. #tallmanproblems

Tell us about the most frustrating thing you lost out to someone else.

Oh my god - Definitely that beautiful exit row seat, to that family of 3. #tallmanproblems

What’s your favorite thing about living where you do?

The proximity of the liquor store.

What’s your favorite thing about living where you do?

The proximity of the liquor store.

What sparks envy in you?

I am envious of the dude who took the last stool at the bar - Envious girl standing at bar

What sparks envy in you?

I am envious of the dude who took the last stool at the bar - Envious girl standing at bar

What sparks envy in you?

I am envious of people who work at Taco Bell because they get free Taco Bell.

What sparks envy in you?

I am envious of people who work at Taco Bell because they get free Taco Bell.

What sparks envy in you?

People who have bigger libraries than me.

What sparks envy in you?

People who have bigger libraries than me.

What’s your favorite thing about living where you do?

The sound of reggaeton signaling the start of spring.

What’s your favorite thing about living where you do?

The sound of reggaeton signaling the start of spring.

What sparks envy in you?

Zach Galifianakis’ beard.

What sparks envy in you?

Zach Galifianakis’ beard.

What is your recent run in with deception?

In my occupation as a bill collector, I find it necessary to indulge in deceptive practices. eg - if a deadbeat does not come to the phone, I pretend I am calling from the Michigan State Lottery.

What is your recent run in with deception?

In my occupation as a bill collector, I find it necessary to indulge in deceptive practices. eg - if a deadbeat does not come to the phone, I pretend I am calling from the Michigan State Lottery.

What is your recent run in with deception?

I told a friend I couldn’t pick them up at the airport so that I could come to MOTH.

What is your recent run in with deception?

I told a friend I couldn’t pick them up at the airport so that I could come to MOTH.

What is your recent run in with deception?

My wife thinks I’m straight.

What is your recent run in with deception?

My wife thinks I’m straight.