Happy American Guide Week! Today, Jessi Klein heads down to Florida for her sister’s wedding at Disney World.
At first we’re dancing, and then we’re like, slow dancing, and my torso is pressed against his furry little underbelly. And part of the reason I think it’s so sensuous is two things. One, they’re not allowed to speak - so they’re just silence. Can’t talk at all. Nothing. And the other thing is you can’t see into their eyes, it’s just these black dots of vast, endless hatred. So sexy.
Jessi Klein, on trying to seduce Dale the chipmunk at her sister’s Disney World wedding.